Rule one: When hiking in Bear Country it is advisable to carry pepper spray and sew jingle bells to your clothing.
Rule two: Bear poop is easily distinguished by its strong peppery smell and the presence of ground up bits of jingle bells.
Just an ol' grrlBear lookng for a place in the sun. When I'm actually working I customize cars. Yesss, women build cars too dear. When I'm not working I write. And since I have a very active imagination I tend to write femslash. Right now I seem to be obsessed with the Harry Potter universe, but at the will of the Great Plot Bunny I might go any where....
Oh, you want Personal stuff? OK..First of all I am over 21. If you knew how funny this statement is you'd be crying along with me.
I am not really a bear. But I am. I strongly dislike stupid people. I strongly dislike homophobic people. Like Yoda, accused of writing my sentences, I have been. Get over it. I am fiercely loyal to my friends. You can figure out how I feel about my enemies. I adore chocolate. And coffee. And things that go BOOM or BANG. I like Orcs. They taste good with Ketchup. Like you on a bad day. I like bright and shiny things. If I don't know you I probably like my cat more than you. If I do know you, then you WILL know how I feel about you because I will tell you over and over. Joss Whedon is a god. My first love will always be Willow and Tara. If you don't know who they are, well, poor you. Inside my head is NOT a place you want to go. I don't even want to be there at times.