I almost killed Phred The Cat by buying him expensive food!
Fucking people!
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I feel like such a failure as a Mom.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Author: redbeargrl
Rating: Erm, Prolly NC-17, but only if you don't think about it too hard.
Warnings: Girl!Sexing and improbable situations. Oh, and Ginny's language.
Word Count: 5651
Disclaimer: JKR's not mine. I just perv on them every chance I get.
Summary: "So," drawled George, "we reckoned that you might be ready for a little mental break. This is our latest invention. Our Patented Daydream Charm. Works wonders for the troubled mind it does!"
Author’s Notes: Written for the Patented Daydream Charm Challenge on hp_femsmut.
All mistakes are mine, but I'll likely blame somebody else. Or try to.
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Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: R for violence and language
Warnings: Bloody violence. Well, it’s a bloody great war innit?
Word Count: 5580
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: “Her sword sang its song of death as she wielded it, swinging it madly about at anything that moved that didn’t look like Ginny. Many Saxons tried to stop her but they all died screaming as she slowly cleared a path to her wife.”
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
Comments are always welcome...
( In Search of Merlin, Chapter Six )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PG. Mostly for language.
Warnings: Implied girl!sexing.
Word Count: 4485
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: “Hermione hugged her beloved wife fiercely while sniffling back a tear. “Please be careful tonight!” she implored. “I don’t want to lose you either,” she said earnestly. Slowly her look of concern softened and was replaced with a wry grin. “And I have no great desire to pull arrows from your bum either, so be careful young lady!”
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
Comments are always welcome...
( In Search of Merlin, Chapter Five )
Title: A Dragon’s Tale II: In Search of Merlin, Chapter Four
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PG. Mostly for Ginny’s colorful use of language.
Warnings: Starting to get some violence in here. More and worse to come.
Word Count: 4966
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: “I have no intention of getting us involved in a war,” huffed Hermione. “We just want to find Merlin, persuade him to share the Charm of Making with us and then go home!”
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
Comments are always welcome...
( In Search of Merlin, Chapter Four )
Title: A Dragon’s Tale II: In Search of Merlin, Chapter Three
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: G, but that won’t last long.
Warnings: None so far, except for my complete and utter disregard for canon.
Word Count: 3920
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: Anadl’s deep throaty chuckle took the girls by surprise. “As much as I hate to admit it,” he said with a wry grin, “The Lady Ginerva is absolutely right. We Dragons can be a wordy lot on occasion.”
“Occasion, my arse!” grumbled the shade of Ginerva.
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history. My apologies for this chapter taking so long to materialize, but life works like that at times. I should be back on track now. Comments are ever so nice!
And if you came late to party..
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Millicent/Luna
Rating: Pretty much G. A little nighttime nudity perhaps.
Warnings: Fluff!
Word Count: 3826
Disclaimer: Not mine so don’t sue. These characters all belong to J.K. Rowling.
Summary: “...Pansy, thinking she was giving Millie the worst of the deal, assigned her to patrol along the shore of the Black Lake by herself, because she was, “big enough and ugly enough to scare the shite out of anyone all by herself.” Upon hearing this, Millie only grunted in sullen acknowledgment as she tried her best not to grin despite Pansy’s pointed insult.”
Author’s Notes: Inspired, of course, by the song of the same name by Elton John.
Comments would be lovely....
( Tiny Dancer )
On occasion, real life conspires to rear it's ugly head and bite me in the arse, leaving me in a semi catatonic state cursing the Fates and most everything else. I've been battling a darth bug since Thanksgiving which has cut into my writing time and most everything else. Combine that with Phred the Cat being a little sickly and taking on a job with a partner who is akin to hearding cats when it comes to keeping appointments...
Oh wait. This does sound like a whinge!
Screw it. I'm feeling better and the stories will continue shortly as soon as I manage to extract my head from my bum.
Now to answer the posts and comments that I've been ignoring......
Much Love
J
Title: Twas the Night Before a Hogwarts Chistmas
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: About everybody
Rating: R
Warnings: Everyone I can think of.
Word Count: Who cares...it's short
Author’s Notes: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
lash_larue started this tradition last year. I'm just having fun with her, but let's face it, it really is crap.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling, but she prolly won't want them back after this.
I'm cutting this to save your sanity...If anybody wants to embellish on this, please feel free! And to all of my friends, may this season and the New Year bring to all of you your hearts desires, peace and good fortune! I love you all!
( Twas the Night Before a Hogwarts Christmas )
- Mood:
crazy
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: G
Warnings: Angst, character death, you know the usual stuff of a Christmas story.
Word Count: 3680
Author’s Notes: Somebody asked me if it was possible for me to write a Christmas story. I still don’t know if I can, but here it is. As usual, canon is out the window on this one.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I’m just jerking them about for a bit.
Summary: Erm...no. It’s a Christmas story for goodness sakes...read it and find out.
Comments are nice...
( Fallen Star, Part Two of Two )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PG
Warnings: Angst, character death, you know the usual stuff of a Christmas story.
Word Count:3076
Author’s Notes: Somebody asked me if it was possible for me to write a Christmas story. I still don’t know if I can, but here it is. As usual, canon is out the window on this one.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I’m just jerking them about for a bit.
Summary: Erm...no. It’s a Christmas story for goodness sakes...read it and find out.
Comments are lovely....
( Fallen Star, Part one of Two )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: G ish so far...
Warnings: Ummm, not yet
Word Count: 4150
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. And besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White and Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: “Princess Hermione of the Novantae, read the first stone, Scholar, Warrior, Witch and love of Ginerva of the Dumnonii. The second stone, identical in size and shape to the first, bore it’s own simple inscription. Princess Ginerva of the Dumnonii, Warrior and Witch and love of Hermione of the Novantae. This place with those two simple grey granite stones had become the girls most private and sacred place; a touchstone to their past, and now perhaps, a gateway to their future as well.”
Comments are lovely...
( In Search of Merlin, Chapter Two )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: G (I know, uncharacteristic of me, but there you are...)
Warnings: Not so much...yet
Word Count: 3576
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. And besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White and Sir Thomas Malory.
Summary: “Oh my yes,” laughed Ginny. “You’ll love this Roxie! It’s a story of two Princesses who went looking for a Wizard and a would be King. It’s a tale of bloody battles and sword fights and Magic! But the best part, the really best part, is that they had a friend who was a talking Dragon!”
Comments are appreciated...
Author: Redbeargrl
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ginny/Madam Rosmerta, Ginny/Hermione
Rating: R (maybe worse)
Word Count:
Summary: Ginny looks for advice from a friend because she feels different.
Warning: girlsex, a little booze and Ginny's mouth.
Notes: I wrote this some time ago but never posted it here. Dunno why...
Disclaimer: We all know that I'm still not J.K. Rowling.
Comments would be lovely...
Author: Redbeargrl
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ginny/Madam Rosmerta, Ginny/Hermione
Rating: R (maybe worse)
Word Count: 2968
Summary: Ginny looks for advice from a friend because she feels different.
Warning: girlsex, a little booze and Ginny's mouth.
Notes: I wrote this some time ago but never posted it here. Dunno why...
Disclaimer: We all know that I'm not J.K. Rowling. So that's settled.
Comments would be lovely...
( I Haven't a Clue, Part One of Two )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: redbeargrl
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: R
Word Count: 6019
Warnings: Are you serious? You all know that this probably contains, Wizard!fighting, Quidittch, Ginny’s mouth and girl!sex. (And maybe some extras ‘cause I roll like that.)
Disclaimer: This still all belongs to J.K.Rowling damn it! Only the plot and the mistakes are mine. Canon? Erm...no thank you.
Summary: A flash of movement and a sharp yell from the doorway caught her attention at exactly the wrong moment and she felt the full crushing force of one of Dieter’s stunning spells catch her in the ribs. The force of the spell took her to her knees, gasping for breath as she fought to stay alert.
Notes: This would take place after Hogwarts when Ginny was playing for the Holyhead Harpies and Hermione was working for the Ministry. And, to everyone who joined me on this ride, thank you from the bottom of an ole’ Bear’s heart.
Comments are always welcome.
( Blood Red Rose, Conclusion )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: redbeargrl
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PGish for this chapter
Word Count: 4640
Warnings: Exposition of overly complicated plot and Ginny’s foul mouth...aside from those, not much else this time.
Disclaimer: This still all belongs to J.K.Rowling. Only the plot and the mistakes are mine. Canon? Not so much.
Summary: She was in no mood for finesse, or stealth; she was in the mood for a fight and she didn’t care how many friends Dieter may have had on the inside. Hermione was being held in that place and Ginny was going to free her, or die trying. She pointed her wand and took careful aim at the wall next to the window.
Notes: This would take place after Hogwarts when Ginny was playing for the Harpies.
Comments are always welcome.
( Blood Red Rose, Part Four )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: redbeargrl
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: R
Word Count: 5100
Warnings: I still can't get Ginny to clean up her language. Actually I can't get her to shut up at all.
Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.K.Rowling. Only the plot and the mistakes are mine.
Summary: “Now you’ve done it Ginny Weasley,” she said aloud to Crookshanks who was head butting her leg for a little attention. “Crookshanks,” she said as she scooped up the huge cat despite the stiffness in her shoulder, “just how am I supposed to pull this one out of the fire then? I can’t allow the Harpies to lose this game, and we don’t dare win it until I have Hermione back.”
Notes: This would take place after Hogwarts when Ginny was playing for the Harpies.
Comments are always welcome.
( Blood Red Rose, Part Three )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: redbeargrl
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: R
Word Count: 3645
Warnings: Mostly Ginny's mouth. But hey, who can blame her! Sorry about the lack of sexing in this chapter.
Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.K.Rowling. Only the plot and the mistakes are mine.
Summary: Patience, she commanded herself. You’re here for Hermione not to start a ruckus. She hadn’t taken two steps into the dimly lit bar when two huge hands that might have belonged to somebody with a touch of troll blood, gently, but firmly, took her by the shoulders. Notes: This would take place after Hogwarts when Ginny was playing for the harpies. Still AU but an old "friend" shows up.
Comments are always welcome.
