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Title: A Dragon’s Tale II: In Search of Merlin, Chapter Eight
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language, violent girl!sex
Word Count: 6305
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and especially John Boorman.
Summary: "STOP!" Hermione screamed at the top of her lungs while a great shower of blue fire lept from the tip of her wand towards the darkness overhead. "Everybody, just stop! One of you and I repeat, ONE of you, is going to tell me what's going on here and all about vows and Wizards and whatever the fuck else you're all on about, or so help me, somebody is going to get hurt tonight!"
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history.
NOTE: This is on my Dreamwidth Account since LJ is being an ass about size limits! Comment there or here.
Comments are always welcome...
Previous chapters links can be found here.
( Chapter Eight )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language. Dark magic. Violence. The usual.
Word Count: 3728 more or less.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "Then you will all die," sighed the lieutenant. "Oh, you will kill hundreds of us, perhaps thousands, but my Master's army is Legion. Eventually, even you Slayer, will tire and, one by one, die. However, if you come with us, my Master will personally guarantee your safety."
Notes: Only one more chapter to go. I've got to finish this thing soon before it eats my brain completely. By now, I think it's a sure bet that both Jo's and Joss' canon are pretty much shot to hell.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Thirteen )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language. A little fluff, a little violence. The usual.
Word Count: 4600 or so
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: At the sound of Buffy's voice, Willow took a sharp shuddering breath and turned eyes that didn't belong in a human face on her oldest friend. Buffy yelped as she stepped back, her grip tightening on her scythe. "Will?" she cried in alarm.
"S'ok Buffy," said Willow through gritted teeth. "It's still me...mostly anyway."
Notes: Okay, you know the drill by now. Jo's canon is pretty much Phffffft! I like mine better anyway. I think by now it's safe to say that I've screwed up Joss' as well. Oh well.
Comments are always welcome...
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: language, Vampire and Slayer violence with the relentless use of sharp and/or magical objects against the un-dead.
Word Count: 4553
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "WELL THEN?" shouted Spike. "They're not just going to stand there all bloody day waiting for you lot to make up your minds! Eat them! And save one of them for me people! That little one with the ginger hair. She looks like a tasty little treat."
Notes: Okay, you know the drill by now. Jo's canon is pretty much Phffffft! I like mine better anyway. I haven't broken Joss' yet, but I'm sure bending the hell outta it.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Eleven )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language. Sorry, not much else this time.
Word Count: 4893
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "Right," nodded Buffy. "Full battle rattle with weapons in fifteen. Let's go. You guys take care of Will okay? This won't take us long."
"NO Buff," protested Willow, "I'm going with! Remember? Bob said you're gonna need a witch!"
"We're ALL going," said Hermione in a tone that left no room for misinterpretation.
Notes: Okay, you know the drill by now. Jo's canon is pretty much Phffffft! I like mine better anyway. I haven't broken Joss' yet, but I'm sure bending the hell outta it.
Comments are always welcome...
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: Any
Warnings: Dark and angsty.
Word Count: 2000
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I hope she forgives me for doing this to them.
Summary: I'll care for her, you say aloud, she's my girl and I'll care for her. You say other words, but they are lost in the din of grief.
Notes: Please don't ask where this came from as I don't know, I don't want to know and I hope never to go there again. I need a vacation guys.
Comments are always welcome...
( Because )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language only this time. Maybe a little demony violence.
Word Count: 3000 or so.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "Here Buff," said Willow as she entered the kitchen. "I figured one of us should talk to Giles before he comes looking for us. Especially since we just spent the last thirty hours in bed," she added with a smile.
"Not a new record," muttered Ginny, "however, it's an acceptable start."
Notes: Okay, you know the drill by now. Jo's canon is pretty much Phffffft! I like mine better anyway. I haven't broken Joss' yet, but I'm sure bending the hell outta it.
Comments are always welcome...
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Fluff, angst, language and sex. What else is there?
Word Count: 3000 or so.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: Moments like this, thought Hermione as she opened her eyes. It's moments like this that make life so precious. Her body was tired and sore, her lips felt a bit swollen and she was sure her tongue had donned a wooly jumper, but she didn't care one bit.
Notes: If you were expecting anatomical smut, well, sorry. Sometimes I get a bit weird. But then, if you know me, you'll understand. Warning, imagination might be required.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Eight )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language and abuse at the hands of a Goddess. First inklings of girl!sexing.
Word Count: 3800 or so.
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: Behind the Goddess, another woman leaned against a column while munching on an apple, a look of pity on her face. "Really Arie," she said in disgust, "if this is the way you treat your followers, it's no wonder you have so few left!"
Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. It's safe to say that Jo's canon is pretty much out the window here. I'm still messing with Joss'.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Seven )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/Fleur/Faith/Buffy/Willow
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language, maybe a little angst, nakedage, Fleur's accent.
Word Count: 5146
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "Ah, yes," sighed the blond, "I suppose I do owe you ze explanation beside ze apology. Especially now," she said while raising her glass towards Buffy, "zat we have not one, but two Slayers in our presence. Buffy, 'ave you ever 'eard of ze Veela?"
Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. It's safe to say that Jo's canon is pretty much out the window here. I'm still messing with Joss'.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Six )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Faith, Buffy, and Willow to start.
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Um, maybe a bit of rough language, a little UST and perhaps a touch of fluff.
Word Count: 4138
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: She bent a little lower over the brunette so that she could see the area a little better as she worked, but as she did, her dressing gown opened up a bit more giving Faith an unobstructed view of a small but perfectly proportioned and very firm breast.
Author’s Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. It's safe to say that Jo's canon is pretty much out the window here. I'm still messing with Joss'.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Five )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Faith, Buffy, and Willow to start
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language and a little girl on girl violence.
Word Count: 3173
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "A, vampire," repeated Ginny slowly. "Of course he's a vampire you dolt! Everybody in town knows that. Now let him go before I have to do something I will undoubtedly never regret."
Author’s Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. It's safe to say that Jo's canon is pretty much out the window here. I'm still messing with Joss'.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Four )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Faith, Buffy, and Willow to start
Rating: Adult
Warnings: The usual for language. The nasty stuff will be coming soon.
Word Count: 2870
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: "Ah, I see," mused the vampire sadly. "Yes, I understand now. All the false tales of how terribly bloodthirsty we vampires are. Let me assure you, I would never do such a thing. I abhor violence of any kind. It's simply not my in nature you see."
Author’s Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. As to both Jo's and Joss' canon, well, they're pretty much out the window here. Call me crazy that way.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Three )
Fandom: A Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Faith, Buffy, and Willow to start
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Small warning for language, and semi-public girl!sexing.
Word Count: 3000
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: Hermione felt a jolt in the regions south of her waist and took a deep breath. "Now, now, Luv," she whispered with mock severity, "where are your manners Miss Hot Pants? Didn't your Mum ever lecture you on how to behave in a public place?"
Author’s Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. I reject Jo's canon and have substituted my own. Sorry, it's how I roll. Eventually there will be sex and violence, hopefully not in the same paragraph.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter Two )
Fandom: Harry Potter/BtVS crossover
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Faith, Buffy, and Willow to start
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Improbability factor: High. A little foul language. Okay, a LOT of foul language.
Word Count: 3680
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling or Joss Whedon, but since they seem to be through with them...
Summary: Buffy receives a tip while Hermione gets a promotion.
Author’s Notes: I feel a little dirty writing this, but in a good way. I reject Jo's canon and have substituted my own. Sorry, it's how I roll. Eventually there will be smut. I will try very hard not to turn this into crack as I dearly love both universes.
Comments are always welcome...
( When Worlds Bleed, Chapter One )
Title: A Dragon’s Tale II: In Search of Merlin, Conclusion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PG
Warnings: A little fluff perhaps.
Word Count: 3679
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary:Hooch squinted at the spidery writing for a moment before looking back, wide eyed, at Minerva. "This can't be real!" she exclaimed.
Minerva shook her head with a wry smile on her face. "Knowing those two as well as I do Xio, I believe that nothing is impossible!"
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history. To everybody who has followed me on this ride, and especially those who have commented, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I love you all!
Comments are always welcome...
LInks to the previous chapters are here.
( Conclusion )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: PG for this chapter
Warnings: Ginny's mouth.
Word Count: 4677
Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Some are mine while others belong to all of us. With apologies to T. H. White, Sir Thomas Malory, and perhaps John Boorman.
Summary: Together, both girls placed the crown on Arthur's head while trying not to laugh aloud from the hang dog expression on the young King's face. "I didn't want this, you know," he muttered under his breath. "I'm a soldier, not a King!"
Ginny laughed and smiled down at him. "You're a King now mate! Deal with it!" she whispered.
Author’s Notes: This is a continuation of my story, A Dragon’s Tale. You might want to read that first, but I’ll do my best to explain as I go. Besides, I just love butchering English pre-history. My apologies to all for taking so long to finish this story, but real life must be dealt with first sometimes. Really, I'm sorry.
Comments are always welcome...
In case you've forgotten, the story links are here.
( Chapter Seven )
The credits for this movie contained the following quote.
"Based on the Novel by J.K. Rowling" or something to that effect.
Oh? Really?
Perhaps what it should have said might be:
"Based on the novel by J.K. Rowling. Sort of. Well, it was a very big book wasn't it. It's not like we had time to actually read the bloody great thing because we were, you know, too busy counting our money from the last movie. (We didn't actually read that book either to be honest.)
However we tried very hard to please everybody, and in doing so, we found that it was necessary to completely gut the entire work by Ms Rowling. Look, let's be honest here. You lot will buy anything with the name of Harry bloody Potter on it so why should we bust or arses to make a movie that is true to the novel. You gits read the fucking books! (We know. We have the sales figures!) So sod off and fill in the huge bleeding gaps in the plot and do the math for yourselves.
There have been some complaints that we left too many situations and characters out of the movie or reduced their screen time. So? It's our fucking movie isn't it! Why spend a lot of money on Remus and Tonks when Jo just slaughters them for no reason in Deathly Hallows? And, as to the missing battle at the end of the book? Well, we were going to do that but we blew our budget on CGI for the opening scene with the Millennium Bridge. Yeah, we know, it wasn't in the book but our CGI department thought it would look cool. So, since we didn't have the money to do the battle scene, we thought it appropriate to show how evil Bella is by having her smash a few glasses and plates in the Great Hall. Didn't it just make you shudder with her awesome evil? It did us!
Some have asked what we had been smoking when we came up with the idea to burn down the Burrow. Actually, one of the support staff brought some really good shit onto the set, and we had all of this left over lumber from previous construction, so we figured why the hell not. Besides, it gave more screen time to HBC and we needed to fulfill her contractual obligations.
As to all of your other complaints, just STFU. Nobody forced you to go see the bloody mess we made of Jo's work so just keep your objections to yourselves! You lot may know the books inside and out, but WE know how best to separate you from your hard earned pounds and dollars!
We can't wait for you to come and see what a right cock up we've done to Deathly Hallows! And we do know that you will come and see it, because you are all hopelessly addicted by now. So we know, that no matter how badly we fuck up the last two movies, you gits will come and continue to pay and pay and pay and...
With Deepest Regards (for the money, not you lot!)
The Production Staff"
Am I wrong in thinking this? Y/N
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Author: redbeargrl
Rating: Erm, Prolly NC-17, but only if you don't think about it too hard.
Warnings: Girl!Sexing and improbable situations. Oh, and Ginny's language.
Word Count: 5651
Disclaimer: JKR's not mine. I just perv on them every chance I get.
Summary: "So," drawled George, "we reckoned that you might be ready for a little mental break. This is our latest invention. Our Patented Daydream Charm. Works wonders for the troubled mind it does!"
Author’s Notes: Written for the Patented Daydream Charm Challenge on hp_femsmut.
All mistakes are mine, but I'll likely blame somebody else. Or try to.
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